With hours spent home alone encouraging many couples to get experimental in the bedroom, we took a look at some of this year’s top ‘stocking’ fillers that are sure to sort out who’s been naughty and nice this Christmas! Here’s our pick from the Sexy Santa Shopping list.
Balls
First things first, if you want to play in the park you need to mow the grass. Imaginatively titled personal grooming system, Balls, is powerful and cordless with a 6,000RPM motor that can handle coarse hair. Rechargeable via USB, it is also waterproof and shock-resistant, meaning it is suitable for wet and dry shaving. With patented SafeSack technology, which involved testing over 100 blades to find the perfect ceramic blade for shaving this rather delicate area, men can now dare trim their hair down there without a care.
The starter kit includes the five-star rated BALLS trimmers, BALLS Body Wash and BALLS Lotion with the option to add a SafeSack blade subscription. Priced at £64 from uk.balls.co
Bathmate
Those who enjoy a little rub a dub dub in the tub may be intrigued by the Bathmate Vibe – a neat and surprisingly powerful bullet vibrator that is 100% waterproof meaning you can experiment with it – alone or with a partner – in the shower or bath. Packed with 10 different intensity patterns, they say the best way to test a vibrator (in public anyhow) is on the tip of your nose – let’s just say this got me sneezing! A fun, naughty novelty that’s more fun at bathtime than your rubber ducky, the Vibe costs just £19.99 from uk.bathmatedirect.com/products/vibe-bullet-vibrator
Satisfyer
If your other half is always glued to their phone then why not turn it to your advantage with the smartphone operated Satisfyer range, a selection of intimate toys controlled remotely via smartphone app.
Operated via the Satisfyer Connect app, the app allows for remote users to control a range of sex toys altering frequency and vibration to erotic effect meaning you can increase or decrease the connected toy’s intensity with the flick of a finger.
The remote partner option allows users to connect their app accounts via the Internet and give control to partners across the globe alongside chat and video call capability – Kinky eh?
There’s a full range of Satisfyer toys available including vibrators, male massagers and rings and with prices starting at under £20, remote control romance has never been cheaper. See the range at www.satisfyer.com/uk
